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isobelstevenz:

TV MEME REVISITED10 FAVOURITE SHOWS

CHUCK
So please, remember this house and the red door and the white picket fence and the family that we were going to raise together. And remember me, cause if you remember me then you’ll remember that a nerdy guy like me that works at the Buy More could make you happy.

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circumcising:

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chronicniall:

danmluke:

fun fact: the VMAS isn’t about one direction

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breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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bigfatbeckoningcat:

renaevsart:

Seriously tho

THAT IS SO CUTE. OH NO.

bigfatbeckoningcat:

renaevsart:

Seriously tho

THAT IS SO CUTE. OH NO.

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extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

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copperbadge:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

There’s actually a spectacular fanfic that deals really well with this: The Medley Of Elan Vital.

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queenofthebeasties:

It has begun.

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mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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frektane:

i really want to go to all the 13-14 -year-old straight girls who read slash all the time and gently take them by the shoulders and go “have you considered that you are the homosexual”

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lazarusholmes:

Really amazing roleplayer: “Hi! Can we rp? I think you’re amazing!”

Me:

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detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

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