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Lauren/Losh - 17 || Australia, Melb I can't stay up past midnight. I love cats and dumplings. I'm very approachable but no one ever does approach. I am a pokéfan and a sucker for alternative music. Looking for player number 2...

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better

do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster

raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger
sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

source: k1x via: bracketracket

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

lyricallyicarus:

tangarang:

are there any benefits to turning 17? 16 was driving,18 is adult hood.

there is none

its the null year. 

you become a dancing queen

young and sweet

only seventeen

source: tangarang via: destiel-tier-15
76,338 notes10.212:51 PM

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

source: versacesquad via: dampsandwich

getouttaqueer:

I can see queerly now the straight has gone

vanillish:

i love vine

source: vanillish via: towblerone

imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

image

55,442 notes10.219:08 AM

jainz:

Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.

73,922 notes10.218:00 AM

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

homestuck: [updates]

fandom:

image

3,397 notes10.216:51 AM
nintengirl218:

count-drekula:

       !EY 
D O N Genergy

where do i apply

nintengirl218:

count-drekula:

       !
EY 

D O N G
energy

where do i apply

source: count-drekula via: sexy-terezi
11,941 notes10.215:43 AM
source: hkirkh via: ardha-chip
538 notes10.214:34 AM