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Lauren/Losh - 16 || Australia, Melb I can't stay up past midnight. I love cats and dumplings. I'm very approachable but no one ever does approach. I am a pokéfan and a sucker for alternative music. Looking for player number 2...

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better

do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster

raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

source: tokomon via: deans-stubble
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tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOESNOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERTBUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

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yaflash:

annaverity:

If I Stay — Trailer
Release Date: August 22nd

Please excuse me while I sob in the corner

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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source: kathpierces via: loki-fangirl
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clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

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thelostsoulofcalliope:

obsessedwitheridanampora:

insertcoolpunhere:

emmasdisneyworld:

twins

WAIT

WHAT

wait a second

didnt all the guardians have lives before they became guardians????

"You should have seen bunny before this"

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mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

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awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

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mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

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incises:

ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

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