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Lauren/Losh - 16 || Australia, Melb I can't stay up past midnight. I love cats and dumplings. I'm very approachable but no one ever does approach. I am a pokéfan and a sucker for alternative music. Looking for player number 2...

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better

do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster

raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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101,147 notes4.213:26 AM
copperbeard:

splicerthedicer:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork. (Source)

Who the fuck eats spaghetti with a spoon?????

amateurs, children, and people with bad table manners

copperbeard:

splicerthedicer:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork. (Source)

Who the fuck eats spaghetti with a spoon?????

amateurs, children, and people with bad table manners

16,908 notes4.212:17 AM

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

93,214 notes4.211:09 AM

shitwarriorsquoteunquoteart:

prinxeadam:

cishetdestroyer9000:

cishetdestroyer9000:

i love the warrior cars series a lot

i meant cats wHAT THE FUKC IS WARRIOR CARS

"We must patrol the borders," Firecar rumbled, his headlights flickering a bit.

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11,096 notes4.209:43 PM

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

119,965 notes4.208:34 PM
bspolitics:

invisiblelad:

drtanner:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

moniquill:

kateoplis:

Starting today, your face, name, and personal information could appear in Google ads.
Read more about the new terms here. But most importantly: opt out here. 

I love that when I unclicked the box, it said ‘Your friends will be less likely to benefit from your recommendations’ as if NOT having my browsing and searching history show up everywhere they look is a negative thing…

I guess my face and name will lend real credibility to the middle aged chronically depressed grossly unhealthy marginal poverty market.

HEY GUYS, SUPER IMPORTANT, GO AND OPT OUT ASAP.
Especially since it’s unlikely that any of us got told about this and it’s just a thing that’s happening without us knowing about it.

Oh for the love of God that makes me uncomfortable. 

All too often, when a service though a large corporation such as Google is free, you are not the customer. You are the product.

bspolitics:

invisiblelad:

drtanner:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

moniquill:

kateoplis:

Starting todayyour face, name, and personal information could appear in Google ads.

Read more about the new terms here. But most importantly: opt out here

I love that when I unclicked the box, it said ‘Your friends will be less likely to benefit from your recommendations’ as if NOT having my browsing and searching history show up everywhere they look is a negative thing…

I guess my face and name will lend real credibility to the middle aged chronically depressed grossly unhealthy marginal poverty market.

HEY GUYS, SUPER IMPORTANT, GO AND OPT OUT ASAP.

Especially since it’s unlikely that any of us got told about this and it’s just a thing that’s happening without us knowing about it.

Oh for the love of God that makes me uncomfortable. 

All too often, when a service though a large corporation such as Google is free, you are not the customer. You are the product.

47,503 notes4.207:26 PM

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

147,334 notes4.206:17 PM

frektane:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Roxy Lalonde comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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28,102 notes4.205:08 PM

basedpidgeot:

drakefanclub:

diancie:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her

END VINE

48,099 notes4.204:00 PM

joannablackhart:

kingamandaaa:

denofkai:

me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym

i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out

ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools

106,459 notes4.202:51 PM

madonnadiditfirst:

if i have to hear happy one more time i swear to god

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1,706 notes4.2012:34 PM
source: ladylokii via: kingloptr
1,177 notes4.2011:26 AM
anonymous-deactivated:
source: nookling via: yurialchemist
37,394 notes4.2010:17 AM

snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit

75,033 notes4.209:08 AM