How many Time Lords does it take to open a door
when your alarm clock goes off and you hit the snooze button
why the hell isnt it christmas already
fuck Christmas lets just have summer now
haha no bitch were not skipping christmas u need to check urself
why not have both?
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
❞I’d love to see a Black Widow movie. I think it will [happen]. It has to. We’ll rally for it. We’ll get it started.
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
so i saw this m&m sitting on my counter in the kitchen
just a normal m&m right? i thought so too
when i got closer i noticed something
WHO IS THIS. WHY ARE THEY ON AN M&M. I DONT UNDERSTAND
Is that sharpay